Just a quick thank you to the staff at Private Lab Results for potentially saving countless dogs from pet poisoning. Several of my neighbors and I walk our dogs at our local dog park and we found several raw hot dogs in the dog park. Luckily none of the dogs ate any of the hot dogs because the lab results showed the hot dogs had been spiked with antifreeze. I’ll never understand why someone would do this, however this test allowed us to email everyone in our neighborhood that someone was trying to poison our pets and we never found food again!
Brandon M – Oakland, CA
“I’m a widow of 4 years and I decided to try a dating website for people over 50. Being new to the dating scene, I didn’t really know the signs of infidelity and wanted to protect myself from the legal, financial, and possibly the risk to my health that infidelity can cause. So after dating a man I’d met online for 7 months I found a used condom in his bathroom trash. And after some online research I found this website and I knew what needed to be done. Apparently he was not only after my money, but he was also seeing another woman as well.”
Abbie H. Roswell, New Mexico
My neighbor kept telling me that my husband was cheating and I wanted to prove her wrong. So after returning from a weeklong out of town conference, I decided to have his favorite sex toy tested in a lab. Not only was he cheating, but the DNA test showed 3 different sets of female DNA on the vibrator and none of these were mine. This one test made filing for divorce and getting custody of my little girl easy.
O’kevia N. Memphis, Tennessee
Being a single parent and working 50 hours a week, I really struggled to keep an eye on my 15 year old daughter. She said she wasn’t smoking pot, she was. She said she wasn’t having sex and she was. Private Lab Results empowered me as a parent to get to the bottom of the lying and get my daughter back on track. Their website gave me step by step instructions on how to gather the hair samples I needed to have her tested for drugs and to find out if she was sexually active. Thank you for helping me and my daughter.
Mark V. Denver, Colorado
Hey sorry I gave your entire family food poisoning how about some free PIZZA for your trouble? I can’t believe the nerve of these big pizza chains? The day after Thanksgiving I had a houseful of out of town family and decided to order several Bar-Bq chicken pizzas and wings. Well you guessed it, everyone got Food Poisoning! After all of us took turns on the toilet I called the Manager and was offered free pizzas for our trouble! Really Free Pizza? How about instead you pay for ruining my families Thanksgiving and giving us all food poisoning? Long story short, my husband saved the left overs and mailed them on ice to Private Lab Results for a pathogen screen. The chicken wings and the pizza came back positive for a nasty little bug called listeria.
Happy Holidays from the Baltz Family!
I probably shouldn’t be writing about this but I really feel that I should thank Private Lab Results and briefly explain how they helped my employer. I’m a hospice nurse that specializes in giving 24-hour care to patients in their homes. I was hired to give care to a lady in her mid-seventies and within 3 weeks of being with her I observed her acting oddly after eating food cooked and brought to her home by her sister. I contacted the local police and told them what I was seeing but was told until I had clear proof that she was being drugged or poisoned that they really couldn’t do anything. One evening I found Private Lab Results’ website and began to read about testing food for heavy metal poisoning and the signs of arsenic poisoning and decided to submit some of the food for laboratory analysis. Needless to say the food tested positive for arsenic and I immediately contacted the police.
Betty J – Hawaii
Why would someone put bug killer in a total stranger’s protein shake? I’m not sure either, but that’s what the test results showed. I was working out before work and made myself a protein shake and left it on the sink in the locker room while I showered. When I got out of the shower I took a big gulp and immediately knew something was BAD wrong. Luckily I immediately vomited so no serious damage was done to my throat and stomach. Needless to say when I showed the gym owner the test results he didn’t hold me to my gym contract.
Jake B – Cincinnati, Ohio
After repeated attempts to reconcile our marriage, I still felt he was sleeping with his co-worker behind my back. So when I found several dirty Kleenex in his sweat pants while doing laundry, I decided to find out for sure. The test did find evidence of my husband’s semen and detected female DNA. However the female DNA was mine! Apparently he decided to clean up after we’d had sex on his way to the gym. What was on the Kleenex was obvious, so submitting them to a private lab cleared my mind.
Jacqueline K. Bakersfield, California
Knowing I needed proof to get him out of my apartment, I checked into hiring a private investigator, $200 an hour! Really? Then I looked into surveillance equipment only to find out that it’s really expensive and complicated. So a friend of mine is a cop and he recommended that I check out this website and send in a beach towel that I found in my boyfriend’s Jeep. I found the process to be easy, affordable, and an accurate way to catch anyone that’s cheating. Which he was…
Gwen R. Vineland, New Jersey
I’m not really sure why I’m sending an email to a website that sold me a date rape drug test, other than to say thanks. Thanks for telling me what the drug was, and thank you for clarifying that I was raped by someone. Unless you’ve been slipped a Roofie you probably wouldn’t understand why those things are important, but I can assure you they are. Since puberty I’ve been in control of my body and a Roofie took that from me. While in my blackout I vaguely remember drinking and meeting a guy, however I don’t remember being raped by him. This is why I chose to mail some of my hair and my panties to your lab for testing. My hair showed exactly what I was given and why I was so sick for 5 days afterward. The semen detection test showed that I was raped and that he didn’t wear a condom. It helped me explain to my doctor why I wanted a pregnancy test and why I wanted tested for every STD known to man. Your tests won’t change the fact that I was drugged and raped by a stranger. But they did help me fill in the blanks as to what happened to me and what needed to happen to take care of myself afterward.
Kimberly K. University of Alabama college student
Hey everyone at Private Lab Results just a quick thank you for helping me with my food poisoning case. Just because you can buy sushi at the grocery store on a Sunday night doesn’t mean you should! E.coli is a very dangerous bacteria! You would think a guy preparing sushi would wash his hands or at least wear gloves?!
Bobby A – Bakersfield, CA
I saw that other students were emailing your website, so I thought I’d share my experience as well hoping it will help someone. What started out as a night of dancing at a fraternity party ended up with me being drugged with Special K, or as the lab results called it ketamine. Four of my girlfriends and I were sitting at a table together and I sat my drink down to go dancing. Let me clarify something-when I say my drink, I mean diet Coke. I don’t drink and I’ve never done drugs in my life which is why I was so pissed off that this happened. Anyway, apparently who ever slipped me the drugs watched for it to take effect, and then they made their move. One moment I’m dancing the next I felt like I was floating and extremely tired. I was completely detached from my physical surroundings. I was watching things happen without feeling or emotion. At about 4AM I woke up in the back of someone’s truck and was undressed from the waist down. Eventually I got back to my apartment and after sleeping for 13 hours straight I decided to Google date rape and found this website. So why did I order the Date Rape Drug test when it was obvious that I was drugged? I ordered it because I wanted to know exactly what was put in my body and if there’d be any long term affects from it.
Yaraina T. Gainesville, Florida
If you want a discreet way to check on your wife after you been on active duty for 10 months, Private Lab Results is the way to go. I made a short, surprise visit to my wife and thought she and our bedroom looked wrecked. So on my way out the door, I grabbed the sheets from the bottom of the laundry basket and submitted them for semen detection. Not only did Private Lab Results detect semen, they detected semen from 3 different men. Having this evidence really empowered my lawyer to negotiate on my behalf and now I have the kids and she’s paying me child support!
Petty Officer Nate B. Norfolk, VA
I’ve been a private investigator for almost 25 years and I’ve witnessed just about everything. When a client asks for proof I can typically supply them names, pictures, times and dates. However nothing is as conclusive as evidence from a lab. Private Lab Results and their team of lab technicians can expose all types of infidelity and drug use. Through the years I’ve submitted to them everything from bed sheets to lipstick stained beer bottles and they’ve always delivered. So I guess what I’m saying is, don’t assume what you have access to can’t be tested for DNA. Instead just call and ask the experts.
Private Investigator Anthony M. Little Rock, Arkansas
As a recently married gay man, the last thing you want to witness is your husband with another man in his car. Knowing I’d need proof for an annulment, I removed one of the vinyl seat covers from his car and had it submitted to Private Lab Results for DNA testing. The entire process was very discreet, and my lab results were emailed to me in 10 days.
Jimmy B. Las Vegas, Nevada
To avoid the humiliation of being the last one to know that my finance was cheating on me, I submitted his underwear to Private Lab Results after he’d been out drinking “with friends” the night before. As I suspected, his briefs came back positive for female DNA (not mine) which gave me the proof and strength to call off the wedding and end the relationship.
Kim S. Orlando, Florida
Beware of all so called dating websites. I’d been divorced for only 6 months and decided I’d try one of the more popular dating websites. I soon learned it was nothing but a bunch of people looking to hook up. However, I did eventually meet this guy online that seemed nice and we chatted for a few weeks. Then eventually we met for coffee near my condo. After an hour or so I regrettably decided to invite him over to my house for a glass of wine. Yes, I now see how stupid this was, however I hadn’t been on a date in over 7 years and let’s just say I was really – really naive. So after only one glass of wine, I immediately started having trouble staying awake and even asked this guy what he gave me before eventually losing consciousness. When I woke up the next day it was 3:30 in the afternoon and I felt like I had a horrible hangover. Besides a hangover, it was also obvious that I’d had a lot of sex with someone. For the next 3 days I never left my house. I did nothing but sleep and look online for what happened to me. This website taught me what I needed to do to catch this monster. The first thing I needed was proof I’d been drugged, so I placed an order to have a date rape drug test mailed to the house. The second thing I needed was proof I’d been raped, so I took the sheets from my bed and the wine glass this monster drank from and submitted both of them for DNA testing. My hair was tested for several date rape drugs and it came back that I’d been given a drug called Rohypnol. The DNA came back as male and the DNA found on the sheets and the wine glass matched each other. For legal reasons that are still pending, I’ve been advised not to reveal the outcome. However I can assure that this animal will never do this to anyone again.
Nancy S. Olathe, Kansas
Anyone know how much 15 micrograms of lead is? After I heard that my local water plant detected lead in our water I called them and asked, “How much lead can my kids drink before they get sick?” The guy that told me the EPA says that any lead detected over 15 micrograms per liter of water requires treatment after which he quickly rushed to get me off the phone before I asked more questions. What average citizen knows how much 15 micrograms of lead is? Well now I do – I bought a $99 water test from Private Lab Results and when I got my test results back I called their 1-800 number and they went line by line through my test and explained everything to me. Which by the way- did you know that some parts of Loveland had lead levels that were twice the legal limit?
Lead drinking Loveland Colorado resident
The EPA had one job, remove and treat the polluted water at the old Gold King Mine. They used the wrong equipment, polluted the river and destroyed thousands of people’s lives that live down the Animas River in Colorado. So when the EPA told us to trust them that my water for my family and livestock was clean to drink, I obviously didn’t believe them. Instead I sent a well water sample to Private Lab Results for testing and had the results in 2 days. It’s the best $99 I ever spent.
Chuck C – Colorado resident forced to drink iron water